Dude is my hero! You meet a girl when you are both very trashed. After a lifetime drought, you finally manage to get some action with your chick. Except for Jimmy Carter. Blame it on his adviser Steve Schmidt, the biggest cock in the whole election cycle, or on his spokesman Tucker Bounds, perhaps the truest weenie the world has ever seen.
Are You A Dick?
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How Big Of A Dick Are You?
John McCain A classic dick who, by the end, had morphed into a raging dick, which is why he lost. George W. Blow her away with your 'hospitality' by choking down cone after cone whilst snorting with laughter at the 'real-life' cop video you left blaring in the background, making 'in-jokes' with your mates and blowing ciggie smoke in her general direction.